Sarah came home yesterday with very exciting news. See, Thursday is library day for her first grade class.
“Mommy, guess what? I checked out the dictionary to read!”
Yes, you read that right: THE dictionary.
The girl’s excitement could not be described! She pulled that monster of a book out from the monster of a backpack her dad bought her and happily skipped on over to the floor where she could spread it out and pore over the words, their definitions and the small pictures here and there to help with meaning.
Of course I did what any supportive mom would do: I laughed.
Then, quickly tried to cover it up by generating some encouragement and woo! woo’s! because after all, her dad is sort of on the other side of the fence with the whole nerd title and I’m the happy cheerleader.
Today, she took that oversized hardback in the car with us while we ran some errands and happened across the section toward the back where it lists each state with its nickname. She proceeded to quiz me on them by saying first, the state, “Ohio” to which of course I was expected to respond with the assigned nickname, ”The Buckeye State.” Let’s just say, I know about five out of fifty off the top of my head and the ones I THOUGHT were gimmes, were seriously missed.
For example, Idaho is not “The Potato State.” She did get a good laugh out of that one, though.
And if you think she was done seeing if I was smarter than a fifth grader, she wasn’t. And I’m not. She began to read off the list, the last 42 presidents of the United States (G.W. and President Obama were not listed). Maybe the most embarassing conversation that I’ve had to date:
Sarah: Mom, who was the president before Grover Cleveland?
Susie: Hmm… I’m not sure.
(I should point out here that after some investigating, I could have had one of two answers since G. Cleveland was president twice) (but I didn’t have Google on hand while I was driving)
Sarah: C’mon, Mom, you should know this stuff.
Susie (thinking someone that wore a wig): Which century was he president in?
Sarah: Moooo’ooom! Didn’t you have to memorize this when you were little?
Susie (thinking to myself: I’m not sure, did I?)
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Let’s face it, nerds breed nerds. The girl has Andy’s genes! It makes me laugh that she is so excited about the dictionary, but in all honesty, I’m so proud of her and she encourages ME to be a better reader, to seek answers to questions and be excited to learn! Love this girlie.

(l-r: Becky (her Josiah is below left), Susy with Lolo, Dana with Adam, Ashleigh, Melanie, Janelle, and me)




