With an hour drive out to visit our folks, Andy and I tend to amuse ourselves with random conversation. This is a list of reasons we came up with why one shouldn’t surf
[I apologize in advance if anyone is offended, we were certainly in a silly mood!]:
#1. You have to pee in your wetsuit to keep warm.
#2. Other people peeing in their wetsuits to keep warm.
#3. Sharks.
#4. This is L.A. We have raw sewage in the ocean.
#5. With the solar system expanding out from the center of the galaxy, the earth moving around the sun, the planet revolving around its axis, the the water moving over the land, and the surfboard moving over the water, I think my odds of balancing on that surfboard are pretty slim.
**This was followed by some long winded introduction to the complexity of figuring out the dynamics of the universe… I was lost after he talked about the Z axis. That’s an engineer for ya.
#6. You have to wake up at 5 in the morning and jump into a cold ocean.
#7. Shrinkage (See Seinfeld episode… and Andy approved me typing this in).
#8. Hurrying up only to wait for waves. Always a bummer to have to wait.
#9. Pruned extremities.
#10. In order to afford to live near the ocean, one has to work most of the 24 hours of the day. No thanks.





