If you are familiar with the wonderful help-keep-your-home-clean-and-organized website called Flylady, you will know that that there are certain baby steps one must take to build upon to achieve aforementioned clean home goals. However, after attempting to be a Flylady three times in my life now, I have decided that I am now officially a Flylady Flunkie. Here’s why:
- I have not changed my leisurely stay in my pajamas until Asheligh’s morning naptime routine to get up and get dressed down to my shoes upon getting out of bed once in two weeks. Not once…
- My sink was bright and shiny white a total of ONE time. One time, people. I am Flylazy and cannot get my butt in gear to do dishes after dinner.
- I have hot spots that are burnt.
- Even though I have opted for the once a day e-mail digest of Flylady tips from other successful ladies, I cannot bring myself to open the e-mail to read them due to the amount of guilt I’ve been holding for not getting dressed to my shoes until 9:30AM.
- I have two kitchen timers and can’t seem to set either one of them for cleaning.
So there you go, I’m another official Flylady Flunkie. I’m so thankful no one grades me on the upkeep of my home. Excuse me now as I wollow in the dust.













